Their vacation wasn't going swimmingly.
Actually,they were swimming,but the cruise wasn't going well.
It started in the gift shop.
Felix was proud of his wife and he loved her.If She asked for the moon, he'd get it for her. Maybe not buy it, perhaps steal it, but in any case get it for her.
He loved her, and she loved him.
Cindy, his wife, (oh god,he liked saying that,) was cooking,and was distracted,so he decided to slip down to the gift shop.
He also wasn't allowed to in the kitchen,as he set it on fire at home.
He came back an hour later,clutching many bags of little things.
Immediately, Cindy became curious.
"W-What's in the b-bags,F-Felix?"She asked quietly.
"Gifts."He said,giving her a kiss on the cheek.
"O-oh.T-Thank you,Fe-Felix."
The next day,they went to the pool.It was busy,and they tried to keep to themselves.
Until Felix took his shirt off so he could get in the pool.
Instead of being blinded by the magic of Felix shirtless,like she normally was,She was shooting glares at the girls hypnotized by him.
She then proceeded to take her Adulterous Man Shirt off,which she was using as a pool cover up.
Felix did not like the looks his blonde wife was receiving,so he picked her up bridal style and waded into the pool.
Cindy enjoyed him picking her up,so she knew he was still hers.Felix dropped her in the water.
"F-Felix!W-Why?W-Why w-would y-you d-do t-that?"She said,the chattering of her teeth from the cold water not helping her stutter.
"Because I love you."
From by the pool,two bystanders began to judge.
"Must be some kind of princess if she can't handle cold water."
"No come on,a princess?With that stutter?C'mon,the hot guy's the Prince."
"And the blonde is his trophy wife from America.He must have super bad taste,with A)an American,B) a blonde C)that stutter.P-Princey-Chan,I l-love y-you."She said mockingly
The two onlookers laughed rudely.
"Maybe we'll woo him with our womanly charms!"
"That'll be fun,let's go."
They walked over to Felix,who was busy trying to get some of Cindy's ice cream that she was eating.They did not see Cindy,because Felix was blocking her with his body.
"Hey there.So I like,heard you were a prince or something.Is that like,true?"
"Uh-uh.Have a nice day."He said,not really paying attention because Ha Ha ha,he had finally gotten some of Cindy's ice cream.He knew she'd snap after a few kisses.He smiled and are the bit on the spoon.It was good,and he wanted more.
"Anyway,my name is Trinity,what is yours,my highness?"
"Mhm,that's nice."He said,still brushing them off.Yes!He had gotten a giggle out of Cindy,and another bite of the melting ice cream.
"So your Highness,Prince Nice,would you like like a date?"The other said,thinking his name was was actually Nice,and they weren't having a one sided conversation.She strutted,as if on a runway."My name is....Aisha!"
"So,my aisling,what now?"He said,laughing,to Cindy,still near unaware of Aisha and Trinity.
"Well,I was thinking we could go to dinner,and maybe you could help me with a problem...."Aisha said,seductively
"No,no,no,me first."Trinity said elbowing Aisha out of the way."I'm cuter,hotter,and it was my idea."
"Really,than how come the Prince loves me more already?"
"He does not!"
"Does too!"
"Well then,let's ask Prince Nice..Prince Nice?"She turned away from Aisha to face Felix."P-Prince Nice.w-What are you doing?!?"She said shocked.
"Who's stuttering now,Trinity?"Aisha said before looking at Felix,and then being elbowed by Trinity.
"Who's Prince Nice?Who are you?"He had only been listening a little,and didn't know their plans.
At this point,Aisha and Trinity decided to leave.
The next day,while walking toward the small dining room area,they passed the pair.
"So this is your princess?I could do better."
Cindy kept quiet,knowing full well that she probably could.Cindy wasn't good for much anyhow,in her opinion.Which also wasn't worth much.
"I would not take it kindly for you to speak of my wife in such a manner again.Consider this a warning."He said calmly,but enraged.Without waiting to see her reaction Felix put his arm around Cindy and they kept walking.
"Those jerks..."He said quietly,but even he was not oblivious to the fat tears streaming down his wife's face.
"I guess I made trophy wife three cry."
"I warned you."he said.He was facing away from her,comforting Cindy.
"I-It's t-true."Cindy said,sobs racking her lithe body.
"Shhh,no it's not."Still facing Cindy,he said."I will give you eleven seconds to apologize to my wife."
He still liked to call Cindy his wife.He wondered if it would ever end.Probably never,he knew in his heart.
"Why eleven?"
"11,10,9..."
"Fine,I'm sorry.Yah here that,princess?I said ah was sorry."
Felix picked Cindy up and they walked off.
"Y-You a-are m-my p-Prince."Cindy said later
Felix leaned over and gave her a full kiss.
"You are my Princess,and shall always be."
"N-never y-your t-trophy wife?"
"No never,My aisling."
"W-What is t-that?"She said,her stutter slowing as she calmed.
"You are my aisling.A culmination of all my hopes,dreams,and desires."He kissed the top of her head and started planting little kisses on her,trailing down her body."I love you."
"I-I love y-you too F-Felix."
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An: I had a dream where something like this happened.Kind of.It was only the part where everyone thinks Felix is a prince.
Anyway,this story is dedicated to
SamsDumbArt and
rainbowlilyartist They're pretty great.
Characters belong to the forgotten memories business.